Dear Mirror in the TJ Maxx Dressing Room---
Hey. I was in the dressing room tonight, trying on some new jeans. Remember me? I'm the one who took this picture with my phone.
I understand that it's probably a good marketing skill for the mirrors to tell the customers that they look good in their clothing. That TOTALLY makes sense. But honestly, "That would be such a score"? Really? Who says that?
As a mirror, it's your job, I guess, to let posers look at you all day. That doesn't mean you have to become one.
Jake
Monday, September 29, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Tags
I'm not much of a blog-tagging kind of guy, but I don't want one of my friends to think that I don't pay attention to what she has to say (like, say, when she tags me) either. So here goes.
What I was doing 10 years ago...
1. Being way excited that I was FINALLY in 8th grade
2. Two words: Nintendo 64
3. Living alone with my mom
4. Learning to play the trumpet
5. Deciding that science is simpler and more fun than other school subjects
5 Things on today's "to do" list...
1. Go to bed at a reasonable hour
2. Beat Chrono Trigger on my SNES Emulator before I'm too busy with school to do with it
3. Dishes
4. Resign to the fact that I have to take Physics this semester
5. Work on Grad School apps
5 things that I will most likely do instead of my to do list...
1. This
2. Stay Up Late watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report
3. Play X-Men on my arcade game emulator
4. About half of the dishes
5. Remain in denial that Physics won't be that bad
5 Snacks I enjoy
1. Riesens
2. Fruit Snacks
3. Grilled Cheese
4. Ice Cream
5. Popsicles
5 Things I would do if I was a millionaire...
1. Buy a MacBook Pro, with all the bells and whistles
2. Get a Jetta
3. Get Lauren a GOOD iPod
4. Give Lauren that European honeymoon we had originally wanted
5. Get a Wii with Guitar Hero and Smash Brothers
5 places that I've lived...
1. Salisbury, NC
2. Provo, UT
3. Henderson, NV
4. Erlangen, Germany
5. Nashville, TN
Tag 5 people...
1. No
2. thanks,
3. I
4. am
5. good.
What I was doing 10 years ago...
1. Being way excited that I was FINALLY in 8th grade
2. Two words: Nintendo 64
3. Living alone with my mom
4. Learning to play the trumpet
5. Deciding that science is simpler and more fun than other school subjects
5 Things on today's "to do" list...
1. Go to bed at a reasonable hour
2. Beat Chrono Trigger on my SNES Emulator before I'm too busy with school to do with it
3. Dishes
4. Resign to the fact that I have to take Physics this semester
5. Work on Grad School apps
5 things that I will most likely do instead of my to do list...
1. This
2. Stay Up Late watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report
3. Play X-Men on my arcade game emulator
4. About half of the dishes
5. Remain in denial that Physics won't be that bad
5 Snacks I enjoy
1. Riesens
2. Fruit Snacks
3. Grilled Cheese
4. Ice Cream
5. Popsicles
5 Things I would do if I was a millionaire...
1. Buy a MacBook Pro, with all the bells and whistles
2. Get a Jetta
3. Get Lauren a GOOD iPod
4. Give Lauren that European honeymoon we had originally wanted
5. Get a Wii with Guitar Hero and Smash Brothers
5 places that I've lived...
1. Salisbury, NC
2. Provo, UT
3. Henderson, NV
4. Erlangen, Germany
5. Nashville, TN
Tag 5 people...
1. No
2. thanks,
3. I
4. am
5. good.
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